Old Men Sitting On A Bench…We’ve chuckled with tears with this joke…

Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says. Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts.

One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says. The old man sweetly replies “My dear I’m not smiling at you, I’m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man” The girl replies “awwwww you sweet old man” leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on. The old man turns to his friend and says “3 to zip mugley, your turn”.

Related Posts

Legendary actor found dead today in his California home

Famous for his iconic roles in The Bodyguard, Night at the Museum, and New Jack City, the actor Bill Cobbs became a well-known name in Hollywood. With…

The Meaning Behind “Barn Stars”The Meaning Behind “Barn Stars”

Barn stars, those charming ornaments atop barn doors, hold a deeper significance than meets the eye. German-American farmers place them there, believing in their power to protect…

My MIL Demanded $600 for Walking & Feeding Our Dog While I Was in Labor – I Agreed, but Only on One Condition

After bringing home my newborn from the hospital, I was shocked to find a $600 invoice on the kitchen table, supposedly from my mother-in-law, Abigail, for caring…

Put raw ground beef in a slow cooker with these 4 ingredients. It’s comfort food perfection.

In the heart of the Midwest, where the fields stretch as far as the eye can see and the air is filled with the scent of fresh…

“Singer Lizzo, 36, Shows Off Slimmer Figure in Off-Shoulder Dress Following Significant Weight Loss: ‘I’m Loving This New Look’”

Grammy-winning artist Lizzo, 36, turned heads in an off-shoulder orange floral dress that highlighted her changing physique. Celebrated for promoting body neutrality and inclusivity, her appearance drew…

Trump Admin Nixes $420 Million In Contracts, Saves Millions More Canceling ‘DEI’!!

On his first day in office, President Donald Trump signed an executive order terminating all federal diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programs. This move has already impacted…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *