JOKE OF THE DAY

A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck overflowing with ducks. The officer squints at the sight — dozens of ducks, quacking, flapping, some sitting in the passenger seat as if they owned the place.

The officer shakes his head and says sternly,
“Sir, you can’t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown! Take them to the zoo immediately!”

The old man nods politely, tips his hat, and says,
“Of course, officer. I’ll take them right now.”

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