He’s Ungodly and Woke”: Guy Fieri Throws Tom Hanks Out Of His Restaurant

In a surreal twist of events, Guy Fieri, the energetic maestro of Flavortown, reportedly ejected beloved actor Tom Hanks from one of his diners, labeling him as “ungodly and woke.” Picture the scene: Tom Hanks, Hollywood’s everyman, walks into a Guy Fieri establishment, likely craving a classic American meal.

Meanwhile, Fieri, known for his vibrant personality and bold flavors, is behind the counter with his trademark spiky blond hair and sunglasses. As Hanks settles in, possibly anticipating Fieri’s famous Trash Can Nachos, the atmosphere takes an unexpected turn.

Fieri, upon recognizing Hanks, approaches and, in a baffling moment, declares him “ungodly and woke,” unsuitable for Flavortown. This accusation seems absurd, given Hanks’ reputation for kindness and integrity.

How did Hanks earn such a peculiar title in Flavortown? Was it his portrayals of morally upright characters, or his real-life demeanor of humility and compassion? This gastronomic tussle between Fieri and Hanks adds a bizarre yet intriguing layer to the world of celebrity encounters.

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