When my best friend Mia first brought up the idea of a blind date, I rolled my eyes so hard I thought I might sprain something. She had been on a relentless campaign for weeks, and not the gentle kind either—this was full-blown nagging bordering on obsession. “He’s literally perfect for you,” she’d say, voice dripping with exasperation and hope. “Polite, romantic, funny, attentive. You’ll see. Just one dinner!”
I had no interest. Blind dates always felt like a theater of awkwardness, a place where small talk suffocated real connection. But Mia is persistent in a way that’s equal parts exhausting and persuasive, the kind of friend who won’t let you say no, not until she’s planted a vivid mental picture of disaster avoided or opportunity gained. Eventually, I relented—not because I was convinced, but because exhaustion softened my will. “Fine,” I said, trying to sound casual. “I’ll do it. One dinner. That’s it.”
The night of the date, I arrived at a dimly lit bistro, the sort of place Mia claimed had “just the right mix of atmosphere and romance.” I was early, of course, and settled into a corner booth, scanning the room with a mixture of anticipation and dread. My phone vibrated constantly with Mia’s texts: You’re going to love him. Don’t screw this up. Please, just be charming.
